6.06.2009

A Bunch of Boozehounds


Cousin Kortney turned 21! She throws quite the party--a Tikki-Bar party complete with mocktails. Cliff was designated to be the bartender--but I think it got to his head...


The girls enjoyed chocolate milk shots and were taught how to 'chug' electric blue kool-aid.




Wes, we decided, was going to be the guy who uses the cheesy pick-up lines.




So here are some cheesy pick-up lines courtesy of Wesley.

*Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.

*Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

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If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

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Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

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Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

*Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!

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Hey beautiful...that is your name right?


*If you were a booger I'd pick you first.


*Guy: Can I borrow a quarter?

Girl: What for?

Guy: I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams


*Do you like to bake? (Yes.) I’d love to feel your hot-cross buns.


*Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!


Cliff and his bro-in-law came across something similar to this a few years back. Call this number for a good chuckle ;) 310-735-0099

4 comments:

Nancy Mc said...

My, my. Sounds like you've spent some time in a bar!!! I haven't even heard all those lines.

Sara LaClaire said...

hilarious! i love it. how cute are your kids! they are just adorable!

Vivian said...

I like it! I actually know some pretty good virgin cocktails if you ever want a recipe!

Rice-Ball said...

Looks like you guys had a blast! I love Wes and his pick up lines, what a ladies man!